Deathly Hallows Part 2 " My movie Review"

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MAJOR SPOILERS!!!!

Just saw Deathly Hallows part 2 and oh god.
So many epic parts and it all lasted for 130 glorious minutes. I WANT TO FIND DAVID YATES’ FACE. SO I CAN PUNCH IT AND THEN HOLD IT AND SOB.

I just watched it 3 hours ago but there’s so many fantastic parts I have no idea where to start, so this is going to be a part-ramble, part-gushing, mostly emotional sajdhsjkdhajkdjka post.


NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM BAMF-BOTTOM  Part of me that thinks if Neville was the ~chosen one~ instead of Harry [let’s just assume an AU from here onwards alright? thinking about Neville’s personality mainly, not plot loopholes] and he got some sort of love protective thing too like Harry, shit would still come together cause Neville’s just as courageous as Harry, he just needed a situation that would give him a ‘push’ of some sort.


Gringotts/Hermione-as-Bellatrix/dragon
Was the first part in gringotts when Hermione’s an absolute fail as Bellatrix supposed to be amusing?
CAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL Fuuuuuu! . WAS I SUPPOSED TO GIGGLE OR CURL INTO A BALL OF NERVES? GODDAMMIT STOP MUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS. (somehow still enjoyed the immense confusion it brought. >_>)
The dragon was honestly fabulous though.

PROF. McGONAGALLHBIC dueling snape like a pro and
“I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO USE THAT SPELL.”
ahhhhhhhhh fdjakdjslkd I. LOVE. YOU.

SNAPE’S MEMORIES
This part was so heart-wrenching you can just FEEL your insides curling up. Godammit it was so well done.
His childhood as this cute little misunderstood kid (sidenote here but DAMN. Lily’s red hair was so blindingly gorgeous in the scene where she was lying on the ground with Snape. Don’t know it was the 3D or nerves or anxiety induced color-amplification, but it was absolutely flawless.), his conversations with Dumbledore, seeing the doe, Snape going “Always.”, him holding Lily and sobbing. EVERYTHING COULD’VE JUST KILLED ME THERE AND THEN.

More parts I love in short bulletpoints cause my English is beyond incoherent now:

• The Hermione/Ron kiss was absolutely adorable. Just barely escaping some scary water-Salazar and without Harry interrupting them, I LOVED IT.

• Harry saving Draco in the room of requirement. Small part, but my Harry/Draco shipper heart made some serious ugly sounds of happiness. WHEN WILL A GOOD QUALITY VERSION OF THE MOVIE BE LEAKED? NEED.GIFS.NOW.
• Luna’s the smartest little cookie ever. MY FAVOURITE RAVENCLAW. (sadly there ain’t many ravenclaws to love though trololol) 
• Helena Ravenclaw, you are a hell of a beautiful dead person.
• Epilogue wasn’t as cringe-worthy as I expected it to be. Luckily Albus Severus’ face was adorable but I still want to smack the name off his birth cert. Wasn’t extremely exciting, but it was a good way to end things: calmingly.

A few parts I dislike:

• Fred, Tonks, Lupin’s death scenes were too short. I know they aren’t too memorable as characters to non-HP stans, but HP-stans absolutely love them to bits. They should’ve at least made the scene a minute or two longer.
• WHERE IS THE GRINDELWALD-DUMBLEDORE-ABERFORTH-ARIANA STORY.
• WHERE IS PETER PETTIGREW’S DEATH.
  STOP CUTTING. JUST STOP. STOOOOPPPP.

All in all though, FANTASTIC MOVIE. I’m so relieved that the last movie in the franchise did the book justice.

Now I just need to find time to re-watch it a few hundred more times.